Hi, my name is Sam and mmm I love turtles.

19. Canada. I do what I want.

If you have any questions and or statements, feel free to ask and or say these things.

Yes:
Music, books, reptiles, tattoos, Ravinder Sandhu, amphibians, hot girls, mary-j, skateboarding, Hieronymous fucking Bosch, fighting crime, getting paid, watchin' hackey, eating curry etc

No:
No motherfuckers, no ambiguous intentions, NO MUNCHIES, no insomnia, no shoving a remote up your ass when you get mad, no pork, no Taylor Swift, no musicals, and most importantly, KEIN MITLEID.

*cough cough*


Don't ax me, I'm just a foreigner!
Affliction (Schmerzen)